A mature woman's manual

Halina Pawlowská says that when she hears the word 'mature', it makes her think of a cheese that's long overdue for eating. At the same time, though, she says that maturity is wonderful! Either because you can congratulate yourself on having reached a ripe old age, or because you're still very young but possess a wise outlook on the world. Unfortunately, maturity also has its downsides. Nobody finds maturity attractive. A mature man doesn't inspire the same appetite as a ripe melon, and a mature fifty-year-old woman simply isn't a peach you'd want to take a bite out of. So if you haven't given up and still want to inspire desire, what's the way out? Just follow Halina's essential advice. Then you'll know exactly how to handle your bullying children and your expanding body, how to find love again, and how to laugh at all the silly things that come your way. And that's what it's all about, after all!