How to be a football player. and not go crazy

Without a doubt, the funniest book about football ever, in which you will learn about the relationships between players in locker rooms, showers or even toilets, how it works on the club bus and what happens in expensive nightclubs. Peter Crouch will reveal the nature of current footballers with sarcastic humor, their flights, whims and sheer madness, that defy the wildest imagination, whether it' s their hairstyles, Tattoo, cars, or discipline. You' ll have fun, you can bet on Peter' s skinny left hand, which most resembles soaked spaghetti.

Who else is called upon to tell the story behind the scenes of football in England than a player of so many clubs that listing them all seems like a bad joke, not to mention the fact that he played for some of them repeatedly: Queens Park Rangers, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Norwich, Southampton, Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur, Stoke and Burnley.

As an England international, he played 42 international matches, scored over 100 goals in the Premier League and is the competition' s all-time leading header with 53 goals scored with his head, although he could not even head a ball as a teenager, as he himself notes:

“ At fourteen, I was already 193 cm tall and was losing head-to-head battles with kids my age whose ears were as high as my nipples. ”

During his career, he advanced, descended, won trophies, His gunpowder dried up for months, was bought, sold, borrowed and mocked – but he loved almost every moment of it all and could laugh at himself in almost every situation. Now you can laugh with him.